Mike, come on down to florida and do some irrigation repair. We get extremely dirty, especially dealing with the florida heat and humidity while digging sloppy nasty florida mud. lets not to mention you are usually up to your elbows in mud trying to make a repair to a pvc pipe using a solvent base glue/primer that will burn the heck out of you if you are not careful with where or what it gets on. i guarantee he would lose at least 10 lbs working with us for one day!