I be dirty Mike Rowe; stripping them fish, eating a mean dish; fish eggs and ham; fish eggs and spam; I be Dirty Mike; I be dirty and bright; Holy cow I put my audience in wow. Milking them cows; plucken them fows; man this stuff be rough; but thats ok Im rough; Like a Ford I'm tough. My name be Mike Rowe; dirty dirty man when I hoe.......in the garden of course. ) Southern rap tribute to Mike Rowe....dirtiest dude ever.