Chris Garver is sooooo hot and sexy. I want to kiss him and hug him and squeeze him.

I'm back on the mainland, with fresh ink, no less!

Thanks Smarti....I seen you were back on the darkside...I hadn't been there yet. Lucky Lucky Woman....to bad you couldn't time that to when Garver was there....imagine letting him pull your skin tight....

I'm in the itching phase now. Do you suppose I could suggest "somebody" help me with applying lotion?

I was wondering if you scabbed over more with that style of tattooing? You can dream about it I suppose but I'm sure the wooden spoon with plastic wrap will do the trick as well....LOL

No, the scabbing/itching seems to be just the same as with a machine. I can actually reach most of it, but the spoon does help!

Smarti, congrats on the ink. Saw a pic - it was beautiful.

Anyone notice that now that we are into solid reruns the drool has dried up. I wonder if it will start up again with the new season?

oh garver is truly yummy !!!

jilly - I hope you saw that pic by honest means, I hope it isn't being circulated... that would make me mad and be an insult to Keone! But I am pretty proud of it. And it's stopped itching now.

Entertainment Weekly noted that new episodes will be starting in late July, so we have plenty of time to get our drool towels fluff 'n' folded. Let the countdown to eye crinkles begin!

Hi Smarti,
I saw your post on the dark side. I haven't joined yet but your storey moved me. What an amazing experience (I would have clutched the pillows forever!)
Mmmm Garver, mmmmm Garver lying on pillows, mmmm I volunteer to be the skin stretcher

Yeah, I'd like to stretch something...

Where or what is this "dark side" everyone keeps talking about?

You can't see it, because it's in the dark!

(free tattoo forum dot com)

smarti - you got a new tattoo? What is it! Who did the work.

Man, I gotta spend more time chatting with you all.

Garver is so hot...

Yes, I did, rockgirl. I got tattooed in Hawaii by Keone Nunes, or as I've come to call him, Obi-Wan Keone. Because he's awesome. It's a round geometric design, called "pua huewai", which is the flower of a gourd tree, the gourds of which were used to carry water. It represents renewal and regeneration, which is completely appropriate for this point in my life. It was an amazingly cool experience.

Oh, and in case anybody forgot, Chris Garver is SSSEEEEEXXXXYYYYY!!!

I just wanted to point out that this evening's rerun featured the yellow t-shirt. Drool.

I noticed the yellow shirt last night, and it made me think of you, smarti.

Mmmmmm....Gahveh

I caught the last 30 min. of the show. It's sad but, I have'nt watched the show for a few weeks!

All I can say is it's good...really good to see his hotness again

I'm right there with you, rockgirl. I've been skipping the re-re-reruns. Waiting for the new season.

But, sometimes, you need a little shot in the arm of Mr. Satisfaction.

Ok ladies, I am ready for the new seasn to start soon...

I am going to L.A. next year and am debating getting inked by his yummyness!

Only a few more weeks...

rockgirl - you should go for it, I'll come by and hold your hand!

I really really really want to do it! I do not know what I want though. I kind of just want him to freehand something.

My husband wants Kat to tattoo him. That's it - he can have an afternon with Kat and me with garver. I wonder if he will tattoo with his shirt off. I think I need to inspect the GARVER tattoo across his stomach.

I think I speak for most of the brigade, when I say there need to be pictures. And you need to share them with us, if this does work out. Especially if you do happen to inspect the GARVER tattoo.

rockgirl, I'll meet you there, and we'll get that shirt off, by golly!

Just don't want to lose the thread again. Oh, and Chris Garver is seeeeexxxxxyyyyyyy.

Yes, ma'am! Don't forget patient, talented, and soulful.

Hey ladies, have you heard ...He's single again so get in line...behind me!!

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Originally posted by spreadaluv:
Hey ladies, have you heard ...He's single again so get in line...behind me!!

Well, that's brought me out of retirement! Do tell.

Btw, um, Garver's hot ... just wanted to throw that out there.

Hey spredaluv, anyone in front of me in that line is just gonna get trampled. So you better move.

Anyone seen the commercials for the new season? 'Cause Gahveh looks very hot, hot, hot !

Dude, you guys r lame. are you all in your 40's? All you talk about is Garver. I guess he's kinda handsome,... But he's going bald.

This is the cheesiest chick talk I've ever heard in my life. I'm dating a woman about your guys age (40's) and she talks too much so i tell her to shut up.

Hey, nega-jerk, guess what?

GARVER IS HOT!!!! Not just hot, H-O-T-T-hot!! W00t!

Oh, and sexy. I forgot sexy... Smarti, how did I forget sexy?!?!?

HaHa NEGA-NERD is jealous.... Whats the matter dude... you can't handle a bunch of women totally raving about a middle aged, balding, tattoo artist who's got more style & finesse in his lil' pinky than you have in your entire body....And you think we don't have a life....you should think about getting one yourself....oh and you're ugly and your mama dresses you funny!

Sounds to me like Negadud doesn't get out much. I've never heard of a blow up girl lasting 40 years though, 'cause that would be about the only kind of woman who would let you live after telling her to shut up.

don't feed the rabid animals. they'll keep coming back.

Well said, Josie.

I simply repeat our motto:

We have no life!
We have no pride!
We have no shame!

Hey Nega-Turd,
The thread is called the "Chris Garver Estrogen Brigade" - what did you want us to talk about World Politics?!?!?

With my hand over my heart I pledge my undying appreciation,on Tues nights from 10-11, to the sexyness we know as Garver

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Originally posted by jillybean35:
The thread is called the "Chris Garver Estrogen Brigade" - what did you want us to talk about World Politics?!?!?

LMAO! Good point, Jilly!

Nega-Jerk,

We're just having fun talking. Sorry your life is lame!

Oh 0 by the way the new site looks great!!

The Garver artist section is YUMMY!!!


Ok - "I have fun being single but, wasn't used to it"

I wonder if GARVER had a longtime love but does not anymore..?? Any thoughts CGEB girls?

Don't care, rockgirl, just gonna keep drooling...

i am smarti!!!

wha t do you think about the single comment???

Only a couple more days until the new season and fresh Garverliciousness! I hope you ladies are ready

Oh yeah! Got a fresh batch of drool towels right out of the dryer! The single comment just makes the dream all the more real... at least I'm gonna keep clinging to it!

FYI

There is a Miami Ink Marathon this evening..

Ohh - Garver !!!!

WOOOOHOOOOO! Only a few hours until fresh Garverliciousness!!!

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Originally posted by josiemn:
don't feed the rabid animals. they'll keep coming back.

but...but..but...I'm huuuunnnngry