Red Alert! Red Alert! The KMP Whiskers is spiraling out of control in a massive worm hole

Communications Officer Daisy is screaming hysterically

Helmsman Columbus! We’re going to crash!

Lt. Columbus: Stop screaming Daisy, I can’t hear myself think

Captain Rocket Dog: All right, everyone get a grip! We’ve been through rougher times.

First Commander Ketamine: Wow, this is one heck of a ride, Rocket. I thought my family was bonkers.

CO Daisy: Aacckkk, where did he come from? Where is Zaphod!

Security Officer Buster: I think he defected. We had a trace on him and he was last seen near Aztec land.

CO Daisy: Lordy, what is happening out there!

Lt. Columbus: It’s a wormhole remember? We’re heading straight back into the past!

Shimmer…..

Science Office Yossarian, reporting for duty…

Rocket Dog: Dad! I mean SO Yoyo, where have you been!

SO Yoyo: Oh, just about everywhere.

#1 Ketamine: If anybody starts singing It’s a Small World, I’m gonna hurl…

CO Daisy: Shsssh!

#1K Nobody shsshes a Commando male.

Rocket Dog: Doll, if you’re with me, you’re a Whiskers male now.

#1K Ohhh, alright, Nobody shsshes a Whiskers male!

Rocket Dog: K could you pipe down, we need to hear what SO Yoyo has to say.

SO Yoyo: Ah a captured audience!

Security Officer Buster: Dude, what’s with the Tin Foil hat and the sparkly V?

#1K: Excuse me eh SO but you look pretty weird.

CO Daisy: Shssh, he’s just a bit excentric!

#1K: You're one to talk. Rocket is the whole family like this?

Captain Rocket: What do you mean K? Narrows her eyes at Ketamine.

#1K: Oh nothing….

SO Yoyo: Ah, its just like old times

Lt Columbus: It is going to be “Old times” when we get out of this worm hole!

SO Yoyo: Worm Hole? What worm hole?

#1K: Eh, yeah, how about a look at the screen?

SO Yoyo: Turns around, looks at the screen and screams!

CO Daisy: Screams too!

SO Yoyo: Jumps next to Columbus and starts hitting buttons, the ship rocks and careens and starts to spin in the opposite direction. Yoyo sighs, I think we’re just in time, we don’t want to go back too far…

Captain RD: Well, how far did we go back?

#1K: Yeah, Yoyo, how far?

SO Yoyo: We’ll have to send a shore party down to the Kalahari and see…

+*npos* Is this the official one?

Capt. RD: Away team to the transporter room. Security Officer Slew, assemble your team.

Yo

npos "Yep, this is the right one."

The shore team assembles in the transporter room answering the call of Seurity Officer Slew.

The doors slide open to reveal a long legged steed.

#1K Hey isn't that Grog's thorougbred?

Capt RD: Hm, was Grog that huge male that used to stalk Mozy and Kinkers?

#1K: Eh, I don't know...

SO Yoyo: He has a conveinent memory. Rovers are known for that...
Shall we beam down to the Kalahari?

RD: Make it so, Slew.

Shimmer....

Two ladykats are sitting on a burrow rim looking toward the horizon as the shimmering meerkats materialize.

Tosca: Oh my, is that Yossarian!

Mozart: Oh my is that little Rocket Dog?

RD: Oh dear, Dad, we're definitely backin the Kalahari now.

#1K: Wow those two are real lookers.

RD: They are my half sisters.

Yoyo: And Zaphod's princesses, better not get any ideas K.

K: K.

Mozart: Runs to Rocket and embraces and cuddles her. Oh it is so good to see you Rocket, but my you've grown so big!

Tosca: Is looking curiously at Yossarian.
You look different, Uncle Yoyo. What's with the Tin Foil had and the sparkly V

Slew: Oh boy, sounds like its time for some explainations.
"We're looking for Grog."

Mozart and Tosca turn around and look toward some dense bushes.

(NPOTS)
Lol! It is good to have Meerkats in Space back! I always get a laugh out of it. Make sure someone saves this on their computer.

eruth

Done! Saved it to a Word Document...it might be good if several people save it...

(NPOTS)
I have saved it too.

eruth

NPOS (Thank you DF I feel much better now MiS will survive this time)

[now...back to the story.....]

quote:

Originally posted by pronker:
Yo



Mozart and Tosca turn around and look toward some dense bushes.

Tosca:" What in the wide world of sports is that rusteling?"

Mozart:" Oh no!!! It's DARK HELMET!!"

Rest of the landing party in unison:" DARK HELMET!?!?"

Dark Helmet steps out from behind the bushes:"[breathing sounds] gwarrgah grwaunghrh..."

Daisy screams.

Mozart: Daisy, you haven't changed a bit. But why are you in that strange uniform? And who is the kat in the big helmet?

Slew: Grog, take off that dang helmet!

Grog: Turns towards Slew and says: “Do I know You?”

Slew: Whinnies. How about we go for a ride?

Grog: OK. Ladies if you’ll excuse me?

Mozart: Oh sure, off roving again eh?

Tosca: Uncle Youssy, did you ever rove on a thoroughbred?

Yoyo: Why would I do that when I can fly?

Mozart: You can What?

Rocket Dog: Ah-hem, Mozy you know how eccentric Yoyo is. Just humor him.

A small pup wanders up and looks at Yoyo.

Spud: Can I come flying with you, Uncle Yoyo?

Mozart: Spudzy, now you know your Uncle is very busy and doesn’t like babysitting

Spud: But I’ll be good. Please Uncle Yoyo!

Yoyo: Weeelllll…

Slew: Hey kid, how about your ride with me and Mr. Helmut head?

Mozart: Oh I’m not letting him go off with strangers.

Tosca: But you’d let him go flying with Yoyo?

Mozart: Umm, let me think about it…

Meanwhile at a babysitting burrow:

McMurphy: Danger, danger Big Will Whiskers!

Big Will: What is it? Why are you always yelling that?

McMurphy: Um, well I like attention and there’s a snake in the bushes.

Big Will’s eyes focus on a dense cluster of drie dorings.

Big Will: Gees, is that Grog on a horse?

Flava Flav: His roving is getting ridiculous!

Cruise: Oh I don’t know he looks kinda of gallant on his noble steed.

Hawkeye: Maybe he’ll carry us away, sis (giggle)

Will and Flav: Not on our watch he wont!

McMurphy: Danger, danger Big Will Whiskers!

Big Will: Now what kid!

McMurhpy: Um, it that Uncle Yoyo flying by?

Everyone looks up and their mouths drop open…

Flav: Nice bling, bling V

Big Will: Man, how can anyone compete with that dude…

Cruise & Hawkeye together: Cousin Will, can we have shiny hats like Uncle Yoyo? And one for Daisy too - you know how she loves shiny things.

Someone make sure this is moved to our new burrow. We don't want it lost like the other one was.

Eruth

On the other side of the dune:

P: Yo, Homey where we headin today, huh?

H: Well, I found a really neat place. Kinda on the border and well the girls are really pretty there.

P: The border? OH, that's pretty far from home bro...

H: Yeah, well it's about time we struck out on our own and there is no better place than Maybellinaville.

P: Don't you mean Margaritaville?

H: Nope. Maybellinaville.

P: Is it near Margaritaville?

H: Will you stop with the Jimmy Buffet song!

P: Can I bring my recipes?

H: Sigh, why not? It might impress the girlkats.

P: OK, then, I'm going with you to Maybellinaville.

They both start chuckling and pronking down the road to a familiar tune.

Zooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm! A shadow passes over their heads

P: Wow a flying meerkat dude!

H: Believe it or not he's Maybelline's father!

Chuckle, chuckle, they are rolling on the sand laughing.

P: It must be a very fun place this Maybellinaville.

H: Oh it is, let's get going before the flying V spots us.

At the Manor's country club:

Maybelline: Mama, can we go home now?

Flower: Soon, dear, I need to get a drink after Einstein climbs out of the water trough.

Einstein: Why is it always me?

Mitch: Because you're always thinking about being somewhere else...

Zaphod: Einstein, that's why you remind me of my brother.

Flower: Yes, where is your brother.

Mitch: Eh, look up...

Petra: It's a buuurrrrdddd?

Columbus: It's a plane!

Zaphod: Nah, it's Uncle Yoyo...sheeeshh!

Daisy, who has been sunning herself atop a Kalahari Geometric Tortoise, catches sight of Yoyo in his tinfoil hat and ..... (i think we all know where this is going ... )
screams and faints

Phillipe and Homestar Runner are splatting on a dune in some shade watching the coming and going at Whiskers.

Phil: Um, who is that very cute ladykat with Tosca and Mozart?

Homey: Eh, that's Rocket Dog, though she looks a bit older than the last time I saw her. She's Maybelline's sister and they fight a good bit.

Phil: I bet Rocket wins!

Homey: Why do you say that?

Phil: Well, she looks like a leader.

Homey: She does, does she?
He looks over at his companion who is wearing a rather dreamy expression

Uh-oh...you're falling big time Phil.

Phil: Sigh. I just think she's purrfect.

Homey: OH brother! I thought we were heading for Maybellinaville.

Phil: Is is close by?

Homey: Not far, bro. You could always take a quick pronk here and watch your girliegirl.

Phil: Deal. Eh, who's the noisy, nervous one?

Homey: Oh that's Daisy. She means well but she does get on your nerves. She's the flying V's daughter too.

Phil: Oh 'splains alot... I like a quiet, calm girl, like Rocket.

Homey: Oh brother, you've got it bad...

Zoooooooommmmm, thump.

Homey: Phil did you hear something?

Phil: No, I'm busy watching Rocket.

Homey: turns to the left and Yoyo is splatting in the shade next to them. He elbows, Phil. Yo bro, look its the flying V.

Phil: Wow, Yossarian Whiskers, you are a legend!

Yoyo: So I hear. I also hear you're gaagaa over my daughter Rocket Dog.

Phil: OH she is soooo beautiful.

Yoyo: So like her mother.

Homey: Maybelline is beautiful too

Yoyo: So is her mother. Sigh...

Yoyo: Well, little rover dudes, I've gotta fly now.

Philipe: Eh, Mr. Yoyo, sir what does that "V" stand for?

Yoyo: Well, little Frenchman, it stands for Vivian, who was my mom and my family. Once a Vivian, always a Vivian. Bye! Zooommm...

Homey: LOL, Philipe, I think that makes us YOs!

They both laugh and start off down the rover road chuckling away...