*Cue AYSTA5G theme song*

Jeff Foxworthy: Hello and welcome to Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader!
Flower to Mitch (In Audiance):Nope.
Axle takes the stand, and so does Zaphod. Oh boy...

You guys take this one, I can't think of anything to add right now.

Great Idea Watchy!!!!!!!

Jeff: Wait a minute!
Zaphod: I'm waitn'!
Jeff: How in the world did meerkats get on my show!?
Axel: Why do ya think?
Toska: YA!
Jeff: I have no clue! Can I talk to the director? This just isn't right & why do I understand meerkats?!
Flower: Why do ya think?
Jeff: WHAT?! These are from the show Meerkat Manor!
Mitch: Yup . . .
Jeff: I can't belive it!
Flower: Well ya better start!
Jeff: Ok!

(2 mins latter)
Jeff: Lets play Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader! Are you ready for the first question Zaphod?

Will Zaphod act like a sofictacated meerkat or go crazy? Will Zaphod actualy get a question right? Will Jeff freak out? Will Axel tie his shoe laces? . . . . Wait WHAT!!?? How in the world did that get here?!
*some one snikers in the back ground*
HANIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanibal: Uh . . . see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff: Pick a subject!
Zaphod: Digging.
Jeff: A HUMAN subject!
Zaphod: Um...tracking?!
Jeff: Let's just do math!
Zaphod: Math? What's math?!
Jeff: Let's do..uh..Animal Sience.
Zaphod: Okey-doeky.

Jeff: Okay, first question- meerkats live in...
Zaphod:Uh, what's a meerkat?
Axle:Africa.
Jeff:What is the-
Axle:Twelve.
Jeff:Where-
Axle:South America.
Flower:Axle!
Axle:Mom!
Mitch:Axle!
Zaphod:Zaphod!

*Five Minutes Later*

Jeff:What animal has no teeth, no claws, yet can withstand extreme heat, extreme cold, the vacume of space and toxic waste?
Zaphod:What's a vacume?
Axle: The Water Bear.

Will Axle keep up the good work? Will his father beat him at some subject? Will Zaphod ever figure out what a vacume is?

Will Axel tie his shoe?

Hannibal!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannibal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Jeff: What Mob Has the DF called Flower? *grin*
Zaphod: I know this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: It's-
Jeff: Let Zaphod answer this . .
Zaphod: The WHISKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff,Axel,Flower,& Mitch: *gasp*

Zaphod begins dancing around like a complete and total moron:I did it, I did it!

Jeff: That was uncalled for . . .

The crowd roars with laughter.

Zaphod tribaling: is t-that a l-loin?

Jeff: Alrigty, Axel. You may chose someone to repaeyou.
Axel: Mom, I chose YOU!
Flower: Y'know, you watch too much Pokemon.
Axel: WHATever.
Flower goes to da stage.
Jeff: We will start off with a much-disliked member of the animal kingdom..the snake!
Flower, Lola, and Shakey, under their breath: I'll say.
Flower,in mind: Please don't be about cape cobras. Please don't be about cape cobras.
Jeff: In the Kalahari Desert, what snake can kill ten people with it's horrible venom in one strike.
Flower:Thank you, irony.
Jeff: What?
Flower: Nothing.
Zaphod slams his buzzer.
Jeff: Zaphod has a final answer!
Flower:So should my other fans.
Jeff: Zaphod's answer will now appear on the board...FARTS?!?!

Zaphod:Mine can kill then people. Depending on what Flower makes for dinner.
Flower:WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

That Zaphod............

okay that was tooooo funny for me to hangle!!!!!!!!!!!

Axle:Gee, I don't know that one either.
Flower:I'm stumped.
Zaphod:You're a stump?

Flower: Do I look like a stump?!
Jeff: aphod, the answer involved a SNAKE.
Flower: The answer is..a cape cobra, blec!
Jeff: Why "blec"?
Flower: Do Ilook like I would want to be bit by one?
Jeff: Uh..no. But, those rednecks sure are funny!
Zaphod: Redneck?! That's hat MY neck is when Flower pulls the fur ooff it! And I'M not funny!

Jeff: Heh . . yes you are . . *winks at croud*
Zaphod: Am not!!!!!!
Axel: Mostly weird . .
Flower: Ya got that right!!!
Zaphod: I am not!!!!!!
Flower,Axel, & Jeff: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!

Zaphod:I'M NOT FUNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
He begins running slowly in circles, claping his hands to his face repeatedly.
Crowd:GO ZAPHOD!!!!!!!!
Zaphod:Hmm, maybe I'm gonna like it around here after all. Knock knock!
Crowd:Who's there?
Zaphod:ME!!!!!!!!
*Cricket Chirps*

Mitch jumps out: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? No, I;m not, Cuz I am Darth Vader! I never did go to schooool. That's why mah friends call my "Darth Drool!"
[Made that up myself]
Jeff: That was reeeally uncalled for.

Flower:Mitch, me boy, why don't you sit down, IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
Mitch sits down in one of those fancy video-game chairs.

Flower: You obviously inheireted dumbness from the Phod.

TO FUNNY CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!1