Zaphod has... Gulp... His own TV show!

You know what to do!

Zaphod: Flower!
Flower: What now, Zaphod?
Zaphod: We have our own TV show!!!!
Flower: It's called Meerkat Manor. It's already been created, bozo!
Zaphod: NOOOOOOO,SILLY! We have one BESIDES that one!!!!
Flower[sarcasam]: Goody Goody Gumdrops.
Cue-Theme Song

Flower: OK, Zaphod! Put on the costume!
Zaphod: Can't!
Flower: Why?
Zaphod: It only has two leg holes!
Flower yanks it over him. Zaphod is now in a sparkling purple suit...a one-part suit!
Zaphod: YEAH! I LOOK LIKE A SISSY-PANTS!!!!
Flower: You're not wearing pants!
Zaphod: I'm not? AHHH! Don't look at my skivis!!
Flower plls on her suit. It maches Zaphod's, exept hers is red.
Zaphod: RED MONSTER!!!!
He's so scared he throws a loose light bulb at Flower!
Flower: Zaphod, I have a new act for us....
Zaphod: What??????
Flower: You can be you. I get to be an evil cape cobra!!!
Rocket Dog: GGGOOOO COOOBBRRRAAA!
Flower: HEY!
Mozart: What?
Flower: Don't you say "GGGOOO COOOBBBRRAAA" to my face, girl!
She sort-of half slithers at Zaphod.
Zaphod: WOW. It looks sooooo real!

Flower: Director, can we have Zaphod evicted in the next episode?
Director:Whatever you want, dear...
Zaphod:NOOO!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
Flower:Good, now smile for the cobra!
She snags him in the leg.
Zaphod:Yea, it hurts! I mean... Ow, it hurts!

Flower: Now you know.
Zaphod: I KNOW SOMETHING? Oh, darn it!
Flower: That's good!
Zaphod: What do I know?
Flower: That it HURTS to be bit by a snake!!!!
Zaphod: A what?
Flower: Never mind.

Flower:OKAY! Let's welcome our first guest, Carlos Lazurli!
Carlos:Hey, Mrs. Whiskers. Hi Mr. Whiskers.
Zaphod:That's Dr. Whiskers!
Carlos: Dr. Whiskers.
Zaphod:That's Mr. Dr. Whiskers!
Carlos:Mr. Dr. Whiskers.
Zaphod:Who?
Flower:

Zaphod tapes buttterflies to himself. He starts to dance.
Zaphod: You will tremble at the might of my...
He does the hula: Karaoke DEATH!!!
Flower: What the......
Zaphod: I'm BUTTERFLY ZAPHOD!!!!!!!!!
Flower: Butterfly is soooooooooooooo
not Zaphod..if I do say so myself.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: mod_kelly,

Carlos:
Flower:
Zaphod:Why dost not thow tremble?