Flower: Zapod, Axel time to go to the swamp!
Axel: did someone say swamp
Zapod: are there ponies in the swamp?
Flower: * slaps her self * no
Zapod: oh and waz a swamp?
Axelh oh me me me me !!!!!
Flower: okay Axel give it a shot
Axel:it is a big wet land with muddy water
Flower: yes that is a swamp
Axel: i was not finished
Flower: carry-on
Axel: lots of wildlife and lots of wildlife means lots of poo!
Flower: Axel that was very desturbing
Axel: not as gross as that
*Axel points to Mozart and Carlos having "privet time" *

Flower: Mozart Wiskers
Mozart:what?
Flower: not infront of Axel!
Mozart: sorry!

Flower: okay lets go to the swamp!!!
Axel: yes!!!!!!!
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how did you like it so far. one thing plese do not type the story untill i say so!!!

Zapod: wow this is a bomp?
Flower: no it is called a swamp!
whachy why did you make him a total wing nut?
Axle: is that who made dad dumber than a nail
Zapod: what did you say?
Axel: you are dumber than a nail
Zapod: is that bad?
Axel: yes!
Zapod: why i ouda....
Flower: guys lets get on with it
Axel & Zapod: yes!!!
Flower: this is our tour guide
Hodini: hello i will be your guild
Flower: why are you here you dirty rotten
Hodini: shh shh shh why speak to me like that i am a roving male and i think acording to the most Extreme rovers i wrote the book on roving. and if you dich the loser over there
Zapod: Me!
Hodini: yha. i promise you whole new group * puts his face next to hers* and you can be my girl!
Flower punches him in the face: can i get a new guide
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who will be her next guide Carlos or Hannibal

Watchy and I made him a wingnut because someone's got to be dumb. And it sure can't be Flower!

Hannib;e walks over.
Hannible: Hello, miscreants. This is your one eyed captian Hannible! I kill innocent souls! I reep your land! I push Zaphod into quicksand!
And Hannible pushes Zaphod into bubbleing quickasand.
Flower: HANNIBLE! Why'd you do that?!
Hannible: Oh, sure. Blame it on the little guy WITH ONE EYE!
Flower shoves Hannible in and rescues Zaphod.
Carlos: Now I get to be the guide!
Flower: Go jump in a lake.
Zaphod runs off and jumps into a cocadile infested lake: Like this?

Mitch: i will do it
Flower: thanks mithel
Mitch: i tolled you not to call me that
Zapod: help!!!!!
Flower gets Zapod out of the lake
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will Mitch be the best tour guide or will he be the one that leads them to there deaths? or will he just have bad gas?