Carlos, Houdini, Hannabil and Kinkajou have come to the Whiskers' burrow for a sleepover. As usaule, someone [Mostly Zaphod] will find a way to mess everything up. So... without further adue... the meerkat sleepover!
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Hannabil:I brought the chips!
Carlos:I brought the bottle!
Houdini:Bottle?
Carlos leans in and whispers into his ear:For the game...!
Mozart:What are you two talking about...?
Carlos:NOTHING! What makes you think we were talking? We weren't talking! Why would you think that? Just back off people I need some space!
Everyone stares.
Mozart:What's the bottle for?
Carlos: Drinking! You see, it's complex design helps the glass of this particular bottle hold in liquids, which aid the digestive system!
Mozart puts her hands on her hips:It's empty.
Houdini:Err, I- what's that Kinkajou? Comming!
He slowly walks away.
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Kinkajou:Who wants party games?
Zaphod holds up a big donkey poster:Pin the tail! PIN THE TAIL!!!
Flower:How about-
Carlos:SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!!
Hannabil:Sounds good. We have an equil number of males and females.
Zaphod:Ghe-HEM!
Flower:Ah yes, Omelet Face. This is a grown-up game. Why don't you go into your room and pin your donkey tail?
Zaphod:But...
Flower:NOW!!!
Zaphod:ROOM AHOY!
Carlos throws his hand in the air:ME! MEEEEEE!!!
Mozart:Oh no you don't!
Carlos:Aww, come on! Pleeeeeeeeeeessssseeeee?
He throws the bottle on the floor and gives it a spin. It lands on... Flower!
Carlos:Eeeeehhhhh...
Mozart snatches the bottle and hurls it against the wall:I will never understand the complex society that is men.
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Zaphod:Me want go beddy-bye.
Flower:Seriously? You want to go to bed when there's so much fun stuff to do?
Zaphod:What kind of fun stuff...?!
Flower:Like... playing "who can keep quiet the longest"!
Zaphod:But-
Hannabil:YOU LOSE!
Mozart:I'm sorry, but you just lost too, Hannie. ...And me too. Fudge.
Zaphod:Can we play "who can eat the most cheese is twenty minutes" now?
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Axle runs down the stairs:I didn't miss spinning the bottle, did I?
Flower:Axle! Only grown-ups... and grown-ups that happen to be dumb-butts... are allowed at this party!
Axle:Oh, is that so? Well all are welcome here! This is the living room! And yeah,
He puts his finger on his neck:LIVIN'!
Zaphod:Oh, he's good.
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Well, that's all I have for now. Sorry if it was a little cheesy - I haven't done comedy in a while.

no it's still funny can i write something

Okay.

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Carlos:Anyone wanna watch TV?
Mozart holds up a casset:"Romeo and Jeauliet"?
Houdini:Eww! How about "Men of Honor"?
Hannabil:"Snakes on a Plane"?
Zaphod:"My Little Pony"?
Carlos:I was thinking more along the lines of "Titanic".
Axle:I'd like to see "Shrek".
Flower:Axle, go to bed. Zaphod, no ponies! We watch "Norbit".
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Kinkajou:Anyone want snacks?
Zaphod:Cheese please.
Carlos:Anything fattening.
Mozart:Chocolate.
Kinkajou pulls out a notepad:What was that, Carlos?
Mozart:BACK OFF!
Kinks runs away.
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Okay, that was lame. That's all I got right now.

mozart: ha shes gone now
carlos: then you get the snakes
mozart: ahhhhhh no
flower: i'll give you one free litter
mozart: good thing i stole kinks notepad ok everybody i will take your order one at a time
flower: i will have a fried do do bird
carlos: i will have chocolete
hoddini: i will have roost beef
mozart: ok heres one do do bird for flower chocolete for carlos in the shape of hearts and rost beef for hoddini
that was lame too gota eat dinner now

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Flower:Okay, how about some cartoons?
Zaphod:Yay! I wanna watch "My Little Pony"!
Flower taps her toe.
Zaphod:"Care Bears"?
Mozart:Uh, I don't know about the rest of you but... Rom-
Houdini:We watch "Men Of Honor"!
Mozart:"Romeo And Juliet"!
Houdini:"Men of HONOR"!
Mozart:"Romeo And-
Carlos:"Tiiiiiitanic".
Hannabil:"Snakes on a PLANE"!
Flower:EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!
Zaphod:That's a movie?
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That's all I have for now.

lol! this is funny!

Thanks!
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Flower:Okay, who wants to do the piniata`?
Zaphod:MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Axle:MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flower hangs a poiniata` up on the cieling. Axle ties a blindfold over his eyes. Zaphod grabs a bat.
Zaphod:FORE!!!!
He rips off his blindfold and wacks the piniata`. All the candy spills on the floor.
Zaphod:YAY! SANDY CANDY!
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funny yay i like funny

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Flower: You put that disgusting thing down!
Zaphod: You put your big mouth on mute!
Flower: ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Zaphod: That's my name! Don't wear it out!
Flower: I'm gonna WIG it out on YOU!

kinks comes back from hididng: hey lets whach the movie!

Mozart: Romeo & Julet!
Hodini: Man of horror!
Carlos: Titanic
Kinks: i agree With Carlos
Mozart: Back of you little man-stealing thing!
kinks runs away and hides in the bathroom

Flower: okay we will have a vote who wants Romeo & Julet?
mozart: me
Carlos: me if i sit by mozzie!

Flower: okay titanc

nobody awsers

Flower: man of horror
hodini:me me me!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: okay snakes on a plane

Hannibal:me

flower: okay Romeo & Julet wins

after the movie Carlos & Mozart had somthing to tell Flower


Mozart: mom
Flower: what
Mozart: Carlos and I are pregnet!



flower: omg! i told you you can not have a litter!

mozart: you said i could
flower: prosede

Hello, I was thinking about this story, and it is too funny! One thing, however, can improve it. A laughtrack! If you put a little "audiance" behind the camera, they'll laugh hard when they see the funny parts! You can also get them to do something else, like, aw happily or sadly, or like ooh, or, whatever. That could really make it funny!