Flower: Well... We're about to start and open our Fast Food at last. Zaphod, is everything ready in the kitchen?
Zaphod: Yes, I have just checked that. Were's Youssarian?
Flower: He's coming back with the things he went to buy for us to cook.
Z.-OK., and the paper with our motto is also already next to the kitchen. Come, take a look.
Flower goes there; an inscription in green says "Errare Humanum Est".
Z.-What you think, Flower?
F.-I guess that's right, but I suppose you know what it means, right?
Z.-Not very much... It was idea of Youssarian. Oh, by the way, here he is.
Y.-Hello, can you help a little with all I have bought?
Both open the bag to look inside...
F.-But what exactly did you buy, Youssarian?
Y.-Turkeys, shrimps, mussels, corncobs, salmons and rice. That's right, isn't it?
Z.-I'm not sure. Flower, what d'you think?
F.-Well...

Just a week later, or so...
Z.-Flooooweeeer, the kitchen is full of bugs!!!
Flower goes.
F.-Why did you screamed like that?
Z.-There, look, many beetles and millipedes and...
F.-Zaphod, tell me: What are we?
Z.-We're cooks.
F.-Ok, what else...?
Z.-We are... Yes, mates!!!
F.-Riiiight, and what eeelse?
Z.-We... Oh, of course! We're Meerkats!
F.-That's right, at last. So why don't you go and catch some of them???
Youssarian appears.
Y.-Any problem?
F.-Maybe not at all. What's the new order?
Y.-The same of last week: "The Big Salad"
F.-Oh, not again! Well... What did we need to make that?
Youssarian went to see the recipe.
Y.-Ugh... Lettuce. carrots, peas, potatoes, tomatoes, lentils..., olives, asparagus, rice, roquefort..., -he turns the paper-. ...Some tuna, broccoli, zuchini, red chillis, onions and garlic. All in olive oil.
F.-Oh... Right, let's start. And Youssarian, when we finish with it, please take the casseroles and the leftovers of that salad well far from here.
Y.-Yes, Flower...

Well, I still want to continue this little comedy -which at 1st, I think, it may haven't seem one-.

It's two days after the "Big Salad" episode. Flower reads the book of recipes and can hardly believe what she sees there.
F.-But..., but... Who on Earth made all these recipes? ...We work in a Fast Food, not in some kind of french restaurant!
Z.-Well... These are my creations and Youssarian's. -Says he with a big smile.
F.-Like that "Tiring, Messy, Strong-Smelling Salad"?
Z.-Yes, kind of.
Youssarian comes, interrupting again what seems the beginning of another argument between them.
Y.-Here's today's first order: "Sausages and smashed potatoes!"
F.-Ok., Youssy... I'll leave that to you. Zaphod and I are having a little chat here.
Youssarian gets the potatoes and sausages; then find a stone big enough and starts beating the potatoes.
When Flower and Zaphod hear such noise, and go to see what's happening, Youssarian already is taking the dish to its place.
F.-W... What's that?
Y.-Another creation of mine.
But the "Creation" must stay in the kitchen, while Zaphod chases his brother trying to beat on his head with a wooden spoon.

Zaphod: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Youssy: Where did THAT come from?
Zaphod: The Wizard of Oz.
Flower: So, Mr. Wizard of Oz, you think you know a lot about The Wizard of Oz?
Zaphod: More that you!
Flower: Oh, you think?!
Zaphod: Yeah, I think!
Flower: I don't think you do think. You're too dumb to think.
Youssy hits Flower on the back of the head with a pan. She falls over.
Youssy: THAT was for being mean!
He then hits Zaphod, and he falls over too.
Youssy: THAT was for challenging my love!

Flower half sits up looking at Youssy.
Flower: You don't know what mean is, but I'm gonna show ya!!
Youssy: You ain't big enough!
Flower picks up the smashed potatoes and smashes them on Youssy's head.
Zaphod: Hey, you can't do that1 He ain't mister potatoe head, he's my brother!!
Flower: Well, I just did. What are you gonna do about it?
Zaphod picks up the salad and smashes it over Flower's head.
Flower: Your tail is mine now mister, she smashes the sausages on Zaphods tail.
All the while RocketDog, Monkulas, Mozart, Mitch, Axle are watching from the doorway to the kitchen.
All of them scream FOOOD FIGHT and join in smashing food all over one another.

Good, very good...
I making a story right now, not on MM reply but on a program where you can save story's and that things

Axle: ouch that was not a potato! that was a rock Zaphod!!!!!!

Zaphod:

yossy: ewwww. that was not pudding