As you may have guessed, in this story, Zaphod hangs with Youssy. Not Flower. This is before her. He will still be stupid. Even moooore stupid than WITH Flower. Youssy is the "Flower" in the story...it bacically is about Zaphie's bachular daze. Litteraly..DAZE.
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Zaphod: What's for breakfast?
Youssy: Eggs.
Zaphod: No, pancakes!
Youssy: Outta Bisquick, dude.
Zaphod: WAAAH!MEEE WANT PPPAAANCCCAKKKESS!
Youssy: OW! Talk quietly! We live in a narrow bolt hole! That hurt!
Zaphod, in that voice where your hollering and whispering at same time: MMEEE WAANT PAAANCAKES!
Youssy: That's better.
Zaphod: How we get Bisyquicky?
Youssy: It's BISQUICK. Ask that super hot girl next door if she has some.
Zaphod: HOT GIRL?! Does she have a fever?!!!
Youssy: Lemme repharse that. Ask Flower, that insanly ATTRACTIVE girl next door if she has Bisquick-
Zaphod: FLOWER? THE Flower?
Youssy: Yep.
Zaphod runs arund, screaming, and bouncing off of the walls.
Zaphod: YEAH-HOOO! WOOT-WOOT!
Youssy: I better come with..
Zaphod: Nooooo!
Youssy: Fine.
Zaphod walks out: Uh..how do I GET to her house?
Youssy: Dumb Z! She lives NEXT DOOR.
Zaphod: Ooooh. What?
Youssy: She lives in the only burrow for half a mile!
Zaphod: Okey-Doeky.
He leaves.

LOL!!!!!

Zaphod: Hhmmm..only burrow for half a mile....
Youssy rreaches out and turns him in the right direction: Go ask her!
A few minutes later.....
Zaphod: Hi..Flower.....
He goes kinda nuts.
Flower: Hey Zaphod!
Zaphod: I.uh...um..uh...
Flower: Yeees?
Zaphod, really stumbling: Uah...um..eh...s-s-spoons!
Flower: Spoons?
Zaphod: Uh, yeah. Do you like spoons?
Flower: I think they're very...helpful..with cereal and...soup.
Zaphod: And that's what I'm saying! I also like-
Flower: Hey, see ya, Zaphod.
She leaves.
Zaphod smacks his head: Spoons?! The best I can come up with is SPOONS?!?!
Youssy comes over: Did you get the Bisquick?
Zaphod, now lying facedown: No.
Youssy: What's wrong?
Zaphod: She thinks I'm an idiot.
Youssy: I don't blame her. Did you say "spoons" again?
Zaphod: Yes.
Youssy goes to Flower..and comes back with Bisquick.
Youssy: Next time, try to have a conversation that doesn't envolve silverware.

Youssy begins to cook the pancakes.
Youssy: Who wants to help YousYous make pancakes?
Zaphod runs over with arms up:MEEEEEEEE!
Youssy: OK, then, flip my pancakes!
Zaphod flips a battery pancake. It SPLUTS all over his face.
Youssy: I meant AFTER one side cooked.
When Youssy says go..
Zaphod picks up the pancake and tosses it up: Oh so la Mio..HEY! Chef Zaphod can sing!
The pancake hits his face and sticks.
Youssy: Your face is a pancake MAGNET.
Zaphod tries again. He is hit again.
Zaphod: Mwy fwace WIS a pwanquake wagnot![My face IS a pancake magnet!]

Hoooooooooo!! Hooooooooo!!
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!
This is great!! Ha!Ha!Ha!

All are welcome to MAKE some tale, too.
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Chapter two: Youssy's BIG BAD DREAM.

Zaphod, in midle of night: Youssy?
Youssy: AHH! Who's there? Who are you and what have you done to my union?
Zaphod: COOL! Games!
Youssy: Are you German?
Big Si, Zaphod's current BFF, here for a sleepover: No!
Youssy: That's just what a German would say!
Hannible, also over: Wake up, dude!
Youssy flips them all over. He talks into his slipper, as if it is a phone: I captured em' Woodcock!
He takes the slipper down.
Zaphod: OW.....
Youssy stomps on Zaphod, still dazed from his WW2 dream.
Youssy: USA! USA! U-S-A!

Soon, Zaphod, Si, and Hannible are tied to chairs..together!
Youssy: Gotcha' Germans! USA!USA!U-S-A!
Zaphod: What just happened?
Hannible: Isn't it obvious? YOUR BROTHER WENT BESERK!
Big Si: Zaphod, Youssy was dreaming abut a war..
Hannible: Now he thinks he's IN one.
Zaphod: Waz a war?
Big Si: A time when people fight.
Youssy smacks Zaphod's mouth.
Zaphod: HEY! Mom said it's NOT OKAY to hit! Or fight!

Hannible: Your mom's not here!
Zaphod: Momma Mia! Chef Zaphod didn't know!
Big Si finally untangles them.
Si: We're FREE!
Hannible: Now, we gotta get Youssarian back!
Zaphod: Who's Youssarian? Somone I should know about?
Big Si: We gotta get YOUSSY back!
Zaphod: I have always wanted to get YOUSSY back.
Hannible: Nice one, Si.
Big Si: Ohhhhh, brother Youssy?!
Hannible: World War Two is over!
Zaphod: Madgical Pony....
Big Si slaps him.

Can't think of anything yet . . . keep going . . .

Youssy jumps out. He fires a nerf gun.
Hannible: AHHHHHH! MY EYE!!!!!!
Big si takes a picture of Hannie's panick: That'll be a keeper.
Youssy jumps out..again..and pulls a pillow case over Zaphod.
Zaphod: OW! CHOKING! NOT BREATHING!
Youssy: How dare you bark at me in that tone, naive?

Zaphod: GAH!!!

Flower woke up after hearing the noise from the burrow . .

Flower: Hu . . . I better check it out . . *yawn*

She arives at the door & knocks . . .

What will happen? Will she get caught in Youssy's 'war'? Will she be the only one that can stop him? Will Zaphod say spoons when he sees her? Will Zaphod button his shirt?

HEY!!!!! HANIBAL!!!!
Hanibal: Uh . . SEE YA!!!!!
Me: Get back here you rascal!!!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by either Me, Myself, or I:
Youssy jumps out. He fires a nerf gun.
Hannible: AHHHHHH! MY EYE!!!!!!
QUOTE]

Did ANYbody get that joke?

Yup!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank yyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuu!
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Flower: What the **** are you doing, Youssy?
That snaps Youssy out..in a moment. He fires at Flower: Gahhhh!
Flower: AAAAARRRRRGGG!

I got nuthn' . . .

Flower: OK, where are your parents?
Youssy: Our parent's were hipies. They ditched us.
Zaphod: Ditched? Waz that mean?

Kats: Ya! What that mean? & NO I'm NOT stuped Zaphod.
Zaphod: Whoever you are save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kats: Jezz . . . get a life . . . *does the Bagoutta lightly & cuts the rope*
Zaphod: DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!
Kats: It's DONE . . . . man does Youssy do a mean knot!!!!!!
Hanibal: Your telln' me!
Kats: There you are!!!!!!
Hanibal: Uh . . see ya!!!!!
I pull a rope & trip him.
Hanibal: Ugh . .
Big Si: Oh! Thats gota hurt!
Hanibal: Your tell'n me!!! Ugh . . .
Kats: Heh . . . anyone else? *grins*

Noodles steps in.
Noodles[director]: CUT! CUT! CUT!NO, NO,NO!
Zaphod: What?
Noodles: We need some comedy!
Youssy: So I can stop pretending I am in World War Two?
Noodles: HA! Lucky the camera's caught that!
*Turns to face our camera*
Noodles: And now,, back to our program.

Hannie: Oh, Youssy......?
Big Si: You can come out now. WW2 is over!
Youssy jumps out. He pulls a pillowcase over Big Si.
Zaphod: HA! Big Si, take off my Halloween costume!
Hannibal starts shooting Youssy backo.
Youssy: What in the name of *******************?!
Big Si: My mother forbids such words, Mr.USA!
Youssy: What's the USA? I only know my territory. Why is a foam bullet stuck to me?
He sees Hannible with the gun still pointed at him[he's not in WW2 anymore]: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Si: Zaphod, I have an idea.
Zaphod: What?
Big Si: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very funny story so far i like it

quote:

Origgonally Posted By Kalahari_Kats2:
Kats: Jezz . . . get a life . . . *does the Bagoutta lightly & cuts the rope*

Zetsu Tenrou - Battouga... I don't even think you could do that attack in a tight space and if you could you wouldn't be able to do it lightly. It's a really big attack.
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Zaphod:That I can do!!!
Hannabil:HEY!!!
Si: Don't kill meeee!!! Kill Zaphod!
Zaphod:WHAT?!

I don't have much right now.

Next morning...............
Big Si: I've got to go home.
A Barbie minivan pulls up.
Hannie: Hello, Mrs. Lazuli.
Mrs. Lazuli: Hello, Hannie, Zaphod-
She hugs Big Si and says in a babyish voice: BigSister Wister Woo!
Big Si: Back it, beast.
Hannie: Why do you call me "Hannie?"
Youssy: I didn't get greeted!
Mrs. Lazuli and Big Si leave.
Zaphod: LET'S BOOGIE!
Youssy: Why are we having a random breakdance scene?
Hannie: Dude, when life gives you free booging, you don't question. You just....
DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zaphod: Dance? Waz 'at?
Hannie: YOU sugggested it!
Zaphod: I jested Suggs about what?