Have a bad back but I can clean a shop faster and better than Mikey. Also have built a couple of bikes in my younger days. Can't lift a motor but can do anything that doen't require any heavy lifting. Willing to relocate if hired. Any comments from the peanut gallery aren't necessary. Thank you very much...

Me too! I can to massage to Jr's back after work!

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All expectant employees now have to get a full brazilian wax before they can be considered for employment.

If you have more than a third grade education than you won't qualify for a job at OCC.

Bummer...I'm over-qualified

Frog...did you really mean expectant? Just wondering...a full Brazilian would be harsh while pregnant I can see legs, perhaps a bikini, though

...One who waits in expectation; one held in dependence by hope of recieving some good... I really wouldn't want to put a new Mommy through any more discomfort than she is already in. <---- insert a smiley with large tummy here...

We have wax in every thread now

and calves<~~~~~ Couldn't resist..

HAhhhaa! Actually I prefer muscular chest and tight backside And those blue eyes

mmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder if they would hire a chopper psychologist LOL.. bikes have problems too
i would be great in the workshop, you think snr is tough, i will drill march the boys until they cry. i will have them processing 10 bikes a day faster then a japanese car manufacturing plant (apology if offended by race comment, its a figure of speech)
and mikey will learn to build bikes or push ups it will be.....
i learnt the hard way.. in the army i did 385 push ups in one day....... bastardisation is the way to go

dunno if occ would need a chopper psychologist,, but bikes have problems too..
i guess i wouldnt cut it in the occ workshop, i would ge annoyed at the boys too much. unless i was boss and then it would be fun, i would drill march the crew to build 10 bikes a day, fatser then a cheap bastey overseas car manufacturing plant.....
whilst i was in the army i learnt a thing, its called bas.tardisation.. i guarantee mikey will learn to build bikes. if he does he can spend a day doing push ups.. he will learn... i learnt to keep my mouth shut in the army, i used to be a cheeky s o b but after 385 pushups i learnt to zip it

Sounds like some good learnting.

Hey doc...somehow, I just can't imagine you being cheeky.

[quote]If you have more than a third grade education than you won't qualify for a job at OCC.[/quote]

Oh well, I guess that excludes me from working here. And I thought a 2nd grade edjimacation was gonna dazzle Sr. and the rest of the guys down there at the shop... Grrrrrr

i learnt alright so did all the muscles in my body....

cheeky is in my middle name... i am just careful now whio i am cheeky too

Hi cheeky

hi mui mui... i dont know why no matter how many times i try to pronounce mui mui it comes out moo moo, correct me please as i feel guilty everytime i say it

HAHAHAHAH, it doesn't matter, it isn't my real name anyway