Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'...

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks? Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes.

Well, ça c'est 'The Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DN-- nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

What is life? What is our fate?
Is there a Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, Sitting 'round with really nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DN-- nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

So, just why-- why are we here, And just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear? Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.

This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

The meaning of life.

42.

Nuff said

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Originally posted by ay.caramba:
42.

Nuff said

Ah, yes. Newton's calculation for the time, in minutes, it takes someone to 'fall' through a hole dug through the Earth.

Or, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe"'s answer to the ultimate question: 42.

Either these are one and the same, or coincidentally similar; these two answers, '42'. Don't know, really. However, if they are two separate things then the answer '42' has more than one *ultimate* question??

Once we find out the Question, then the universe will disappear and be replaced with something much more bizarre. Rumor has it that this has happened before.

life is like a turkey your always screwed in the end.

Let's take a turn for the crude, shall we?

"Life is like a sh*t sandwich. The more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat."

Appalling, I know, but all too true.

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Originally posted by adamcomic:
Let's take a turn for the crude, shall we?

"Life is like a sh*t sandwich. The more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat."

Appalling, I know, but all too true.

Seems like it would be the same amount of s**t, just dressed up a bit. Sort of like lipstick on a human analog.

Life is what happens when your worst enemy becomes god.

Life is like a septic tank. The biggest ones float to the top.

Dutch commercial

Life is a tunnel with black lights at the end.

Funny dutch add about life (and beer)
The original is english.

Doesn't directly discuss life, but I think it still applies:

-The one who dies with the most toys is still dead.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it comes off.