The game is someone asks a 'what if' question, and someone else answers it. For example:
"What if a tree fell in the forest on a bunch of deaf hikers?"

"It would make the sound of a tree falling on a bunch of deaf hikers."

I'll start:
What if Stevie Wonder fought crime?

More often than not you'd find the law turning a blind eye to crime.

What if there was a 10th circle of hell?

There is. I'm up to level 14 so far.

What if our money was only worth the paper it's printed on?

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What if our money was only worth the paper it's printed on?

You'd be living in Britain.

What if politicians were physically incapable of lying?

Anarchy would ensue as no one would ever get elected.

What if plants crave Brawndo?

What is Brawndo? (I had to research it to find out it was an energy drink)

Why do people feel the need to flame each other on internet forums?

It's from the movie Idiocracy in which it was an electrolyte drink that the people thought everything, including plants, "crave" due to a marketing ad. Needless to say plants weren't surviving, and the response was to add more Brawndo.

Some plants do crave Brawndo. Just not ones on this planet.

What if blue was red, and red was blue?

We'd all fail eye exams.

What if the more than 50% of the worlds population was below average?

The aforementioned Idiocracy would become more of a prophecy than a comedy.

What if you really could curve a bullet and a plane really could be prevented from taking off while on a conveyor belt?

Then the Mythbusters wouldn't have had to polish a turd.

What if "if" meant something else?

Then this game would be rather pointless.

What if I had never owned an RFP?

You wouldn't have asked the question.

What if all the Kings horses and all the Kings men HAD been able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again?

They would continue to use the cannon.

What if the world stopped turning?

Then I wouldn't have to rewind that durn spring every day, anymore.

What if the universe was actually in 2D instead of 3D?

Then we would need more 3D glasses.

What if Kennedy hadn't been shot?

He'd probably be dead now anyway and that'd give 1/3 of the newbie Mythbusters posters nothing to report on.


What if the dish had run away with the fork instead?

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Originally posted by cijay:
What if the dish had run away with the fork instead?

Then the spoon would file for alienation of affection.

What if the Mythbusters were banned from using explosives.

These boards would jump in IQ points.

What if Mythbusters was hosted by the Kardashians?

These boards would significantly drop in IQ points.

What if Stephen King's "Christine" was real?