Then Mike Rowe would start selling Chryslers. Or else.

What if I replaced your itch ointment with Bengay?

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Then Mike Rowe would start selling Chryslers. Or else.

What if I replaced your itch ointment with Bengay?

Then I'd know the true meaning of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire".


What if Mexico became part of the United States?

A large portion of it already did. Check some old maps.

What if we gave that land back?

What if you won the lottery?

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Then Iwould have a sports car.

What if the world imploaded.

Then we wouldn't have to worry about it exploding.

What if people could spell?

Then proofreaders would be out of a job, thereby furthering the recession.

What if the recession ended today?

I'd probably still be broke.

What if all those people that think just legalizing marijuana would solve all the problems with the economy, were right?

Then I'd be wrong.

What if Reggae music disappeared?

Then so would Jamaica.

What if someone knocked your socks off, literally?

Then I wouldn't be wearing socks anymore.

What if I bought Tim Hortons' Thunderbird?

He'd have to settle for Night Train.

What if Martians landed tonight?

We'd have proof life existed on Mars.

What if women stopped thinking they were fat?

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Black dresses would go out of style.

What if Columbus arrived in America & found New York City like it is now?

He would get mugged within 2 minutes.

What if reality TV was real?

I'd start making a list of who to vote off of life.

What if America withdrew all troops and support elements from Iraq, Afghanistan, the UN, etc.?

Then a lot of people would home.

What is the poles started to reverse?

Then the next election would go to the democrats again.

What if we had lost the French and Indian War?

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What if we had lost the French and Indian War?

That actually depends on who "we" is. All of Europe was at war, France, Spain, and Russia on one side, England, Portugal and Prussia (Germany) on the other. The war spilled over to the colonies.

Anyway, North America would belong to France.

What if Trailer Park Boys hadn't ended?