Then they'd probably be Trailer Park Men.

Followed by Trailer Park Senior Citizens.

What if birds couldn't fly?

There'd be a much higher rate of roadkill.

What if Spongebob's pants were hexagonal instead of square?

Then he'd be Spongebob Hexagonpants. (Which is not as appealing.)

What is there is a large supply of water on the moon?

In that case, lunar water would be a novelty just like bottled water used to be, and it would be very expensive.

What if dogs could talk?

You'd spend a lot of time saying, "No, it's not dinnertime now. No, not now either. No, it's still not dinnertime..."

What if cats could talk?

They would have three phrases: pet me now, leave me alone, and where the *&+@ is my food?

What if the fun things in life paid good money, and work cost money?

Everyone would accrue the maximum of vacation time, and really hate weekends.

What if America had discovered Europe, instead of the other way around?

The Indians would have had REALLY good canoes.

What if your dreams were reality and everything else was the dream?

You would never be able to prove it

What if nothing is real and everything is permitted?

You'd be in the Obama White House. Or in San Francisco.

What if chocolate was actually good for you?

The world would be freakin awesome!



What if for once politicians actually did something instead of arguing?

The world would implode.

What if we all lived on the Bad Side of the Moon?

The property values would be considerably lower than those in the better neighborhoods of the Moon.

What if everyone spoke like Gilbert Gottfried?

Deaf people would be envied.



What if food that is good for you tasted as good as the food that is bad for you?

Then food that is now good for you would become food that is bad for you because people would eat so much of it that they would overdose on the fat-soluble vitamins. These foods would then be removed from the shelves and you'd only have food that is bad for you remaining.

What if everyone's corrupted wishes became reality?

I'd hide under my bed.


what if fried foods were healthy and vegitables were bad for you?

What do you mean, "what if"? I'm pretty sure that's the way it is now. And if it's not, keep it to yourself. I'm happy this way.

What if it were impossible to ask hypothetical questions?

It would reduce the number of 'made-up myths' on this forum.

What if there really was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Then I'd be rich 5 years ago.

What if jawbreakers were able to bounce?

then your dentist would make more money.

what if president bush was smart?