THEY LOST THE GRAND FINAL!!!!!
and a cold one just cracked.

beswatcher? hello...mmmhello?

Sorry about that, Aussie, I was busy, some one raided my fridge and I've called the FBI to have them check out some beer-napped bottles. This "case" could go to the supreme Court.

'gasp' thats a felony!

The only trouble is that my lawyer, a Q.C, says that the "case" will be empty by the time it gets to the Privy Council. There may be no evidence left to prosecute with.

oh no! thats horrible.

The Police just called and asked me to come and identify what's left of the evidence, so that they can crack the "case" open. I'll let you know tomorrow if there is any hope. It's like they are twenty minutes away from here, so I may not even find the case by the time I get there.

I have one warning for any new posters: make sure that any question you put in Ask the Moderator a Question has not been answered elsewhere, or you'll get a message that makes you feel embarrsed (at least, it embarrsed me) such as

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You realize that all your questions have been previously answered. You really should read the board a bit before you start posting.

Nikolas, don't be embarrased, just work with Mythmod and she will will work with you. She is ever happy to answer any half sensible question and offer any advice as to how to get along here with everyone. If you are too young for a beer, just grab a MB cola and some choclate chip cookies, cool out and watch the rest of us have some innocent fun. Do NOT quit now, stick around and have a good time! Join in!!

If you learn to use the FIND button, you'll be able to look up most of the answers to questions easily. Then you can post your unanswered questions, and everyone ont he board will be able to really focus on the new questions, rather than answering repeated ones, and getting annoyed or bored and leaving for the day.
It's just to keep the board from getting overcrowded with the same question over and over.
You shouldn't be embaressed if you are new here. If you do it over and over, then you deserve to be embaressed, as it's silly to keep asking the same thing that's already been on the board forever.

nikolas7

Don't be embarrassed - you're not the first person I've told that to, and you will definitely NOT be the last.

And that's beswatcher - I've answered some weird ones, I think somewhere on that thread is "What happens when you die" or "what is the meaning of life?" Yeah, I took a shot at it.

MythMod

emmbaresment happens to me all the time . aaallllll the time!

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Don't be embarrassed - you're not the first person I've told that to, and you will definitely NOT be the last.

And that's beswatcher

OOPS, sorry about that.
My feeble mind
did not
use the Find.

I think you should have a Basketball,football, and hockey shows. So then u can have a sports speacial show and everyone on the show can host it THXS Keishers

Hey, Aussie, you there? It seems that the case is in the evidence room at the station. No one will tell me if there is even anyting left of the contents of the case. Should I call in Scottland Yard? I know a couple of ex-SAS men, but if I asked them to search, I know that there would be nothing left of the "case", if there was anything in the case to start with. Help, it's getting thirsty here.

*cleans up the break room, fills the water cooler and sets out the cookies*

There... much better. If you don't keep this room clean, I'm going to have to hurt someone! lol

MythMod

in my case the case is always empty!

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There... much better. If you don't keep this room clean, I'm going to have to hurt someone! lol

I guess we shouldn't throw the empty cups across the room trying for two points in the trash pan.
We will attempt to be neater

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I'm going to have to hurt someone!

in that case i better wear my anti-pain suit that i bought for when my girlfriend gets mad...i was a messy teen, in college, now, and will be in my fourties. c'mon, im just am man!
P.S. dont say that to you r wife/girlfriend, just a tip!

I'm gonna put some crates of beer, soda and water here.

Chips are on top, nobody drop them!